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Posted on September 15, 2013     Leave a Comment

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ICYMI - @theroyals surprised us with baby goats and sheep mid-finance presso #WildWildWest If the flowers grow over the fence into my yard, it doesn't count as stealing them, right? I like bouquets, sue me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ This week marks 4 years in Australia for me. Hard to believe it's been that long and I haven't: 1. Been stung by a jellyfish or eaten by a shark 2. Picked up any form of an accent 3. Solved a jewel heist for the Niel Diamond a la "Our Lips are Sealed" On the plus side, I have done so much more than I could've ever imagined. Met the best people, tried new things (and food) that I never thought I'd like, swam with sea turtles, partied on a yacht, loved fiercely, learned to cook, raced hermit crabs, worked a real job, brought home a puppy, joined (and quit) a gym, drank substantial amounts of wine, sang karaoke, and laughed the whole way through. In honor of all this I give the edge of the world a big "come at me" because I'm ready for even more this year. 💕🌏✨ College F🏈🏈tball came to Sydney this weekend! Even though it was Stanford vs Rice, I essentially lost my shit at the sight of my first in-person football game in 5 years! I love living in Australia but watching football at 5am in your room alone is a bit of a bummer. Shout out to the hotties next door for the tickets 🎟 #collegefootballsyd
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